Why are men so concerned about the size of their thang?

I am a 45 year old man and i could care less what some worn out woman thinks of my thang. This is one thing that really gets me with most men out there. They don't seem to realize that a woman's thang stretches as she gets older and the more men they have been with the bigger it gets. Not to mention having kids. Guys need to wake up and start realizing that it's not always the size of there pecker. Sometimes it's the manhole there putting it in. There are women out there that love to much. As that thang gets bigger the bigger a pecker they need to be able to feel it. But if a guy whips his normal pecker out trying to do something with this thang that has had more turns than most door knobs and she can't feel it she blames it on his small pecker wrecking his self confidence and making him feel small when all the time it really wasn't his fault. Also, there's to much out there and men watch it and some believe it and think the woman is enjoying it. What they don't stop and think about is this woman is being paid to fake it and act like she likes it. If guys would pay attention they would notice these women are reamed out. They couldn't feel a coke bottle if you rammed it up them. To much media is what's causing men to think they need a bigger thang. When all the time it's the normal size guys that get laid more than the guys with the foot long. isn't suppose to hurt and she shouldn't have to feel like she is getting a tree branch shoved up her.